Teen Jesus And The Jean Teasers - Glory
Teen Jesus And The Jean Teasers - Glory
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This is a new limited edition vinyl record of the album Glory by Teen Jesus & The Jean Teasers. The album was first released in 2025 and this is a pressing from that year. This album is presented on transparent yellow vinyl in a gatefold
Demonstrating their evolution across an impressive string of releases and performances around the country since their 2019 debut, Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers embrace 2023 with the release of their highly anticipated debut studio record, I LOVE YOU. Their first collection of material since 2022's Pretty Good For A Girl Band EP, this debut album combines the band's formative experiences with a renewed and refocused creative direction. This album is presented on cloudy clear with black and blue splatter vinyl, or opaque blue vinyl.
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers - AKA Canberra-founded four-piece Anna Ryan (vocals), Scarlett McKahey (lead guitar), Neve van Boxsel (drummer), and Jaida Stephenson (bassist) - are unabashedly thrilled to share their second LP GLORY, an album they're really fucking proud of.
GLORY is music to strut to. It's part Skins, part 90s teen movie soundtrack. It's the sound of getting the bus home after a night out, mascara smeared and battery on 1%. It's bubble grunge, if that's a thing. It's about knowing your worth and not being afraid to take up space. It's screeching, screaming, rumbling, fun and fierce. It's an adrenaline shot to the arm, a Jagerbomb at the bar, the conspiratorial eye roll you share with a girlfriend when a loser guy is talking. It's Cher Horowitz exclaiming 'Ugh, as if!' in Clueless. Here's a full album blurb: Set to bright, punchy, turn-the-volume-up indie-rock, the ten tracks on GLORY traverse confidence, disgust, infatuation and power.
The album kicks down the door with 'WATCHING ME LEAVE', a song that flips the bird to every unsolicited stare you've ever received from a creep and a contemporary clap back to The Police's 1983 track Every Step You Take - because one person's romantic gaze is another's gross threat. 'I was looking away while you were smiling at me / You were asking my name while I was finding my seat / Every step that I take I know you're watching me leave,' vocalist Anna Ryan belts out in lyrics that will feel immediately and viscerally familiar.'
Teen Jesus poured an incredible amount of time, talent, blood, sweat and tears into making GLORY. Helping bring it to life was legendary producer Catherine Marks, known for the Grammy-winning boygenius album as well as her work with the likes of PJ Harvey, The Editors, Foals, The Killers and more.'
GLORY follows a hot streak for Teen Jesus and The Jean Teasers. Since the release of their 2023 AIR Award-winning debut album, I Love You, the band have toured with Pearl Jam, sold out rooms around the country, won their first ARIA Award and earned multiple shortlist nods from APRA for their songwriting.' For Anna, Scarlett, Neve and Jaida - a band who've now been making music together for a decade, and are lifelong friends as well as intuitive collaborators - GLORY is their victory lap. It's an album that is, as they tell it, 'completely us'; the work of musicians who know exactly who they are, what they're worth and what they want to create. Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers have their game faces on, here to proudly stake their claim in music. Behold the power and the glory.
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